By divorce? i think so - 21/07/2012 02:12 - Canada - Markham

Today, I found my husband's journal, and along with it the real reason he took so long to show up to our wedding rehearsals last year. According to the journal, it was because he was too busy wooing a married mother of five and sticking his "slut-banger all up in that fat booty." FML
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lucasg63 2

An he's dumb enough to write that in his journal?

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Nightwing98 22

What a ****-banger.

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EMTchic 14

I want to like it so bad but I dont want to mess up the 69 . . . Gaaah *like* there we go

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briangliboff 12

Awe, well, divorce his ass and monitor the journals of any future boyfriends.

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Matty1188 6

14, I don't agree with monitoring the journals of future partners. There needs to be trust in a relationship.

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terrykayez 6

I'm pretty sure it was a joke... Don't take things so literal.

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BreakingGrace 7

Pshhh that was just some pre-marriage partying. Now that he's a marries man, he's sure to be faithful. I mean all married men are right? Riiiiiight?

TxCountryBeauty 10

Everyone who thumbed him down, his comment was pure sarcasm... Am I really the only one on here that got that??? Kudos to you for keeping a form of humor alive!

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TxCountryBeauty 10

It may not have been the best but it still was

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terrykayez 6

Right? People are so serious, learn to have a sense of humor!

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unknown_user5566 26

In any other situation, I'd probably say "shame on you" for invading his privacy like that. While I do still feel iffy about it, it's probably for the best that you found out. You should probably punch your hubby directly in his ****-banger. Hard. ;)

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gracehi 31

I'm guessing the reason she read his journal was because she was already suspicious of him, and apparently she had good reason to be suspicious.

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gracehi 31

Actually, now that I've reread the FML, it says, "Today I FOUND my husband's journal." I think she may not have known he had a journal and stumbled upon it and was like, "Oh what's this? Let's take a little peak..." *GASP!*

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unknown_user5566 26

Fair enough, that could be true. I just didn't interpret it as she was searching for the journal due to suspicion, so much as she stumbled upon it randomly and read it. My feelings of "don't invade his privacy" come from personal experience, that's all. My parents read my personal journals a few times in high school, and I just felt completely violated by it. I guess I'm just still a bit bitter. ;) Edit: I saw your 2nd comment after I posted. I'm glad I'm not the only one who read it that way!

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zaynismylove 2

#18 r u stupid what would you do if your husbands journal was lying there wouldn't you want to know why thinks about

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LiceDownUnder 3

You gripe too much. I saw you comment on another FML

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Dracoboxer357 35

69- Before you start labeling people as stupid, try writing a coherent sentence first. :p And I suspect if she saw her husband's journal lying around, maybe she'd actually respect his privacy enough to not read it without his permission. :p Crazy notion respecting your loved one's, isn't it? :p

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unknown_user5566 26

Spot on, Draco. Trust is important in any relationship, especially marriage. 70- Who are you referring to?

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CCDNRGD81411 3

As you can see it was necessary for his privacy to be invaded. He cheated and she was being led astray with a false marrige. If you cheat and hide it theres no live point blank

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unknown_user5566 26

80- Agreed. As I mentioned before though, my interpretation of the FML was that OP simply stumbled upon the journal, and had no reason to be suspicious. With that interpretation, invading his privacy seems odd to me. However using your interpretation and gracehi's original interpretation, I do feel that snooping may have been necessary.

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sirpantselot 22

**** Banger's conduct aside, there really is no excuse for reading someone's diary.

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graffitied_love 20

Maybe the it should be written, "Today, I found my ex-husband's journal." Cheating hurts, and I hope you talk to him about it

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MCRaddict15 15

Well OP's username made up for it. 'Divorce? I think so.'

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A100893 30

OP, your (ex)husband's description sounds so gross.

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gracehi 31

Glad to see from your name that you have the right idea. Hopefully you don't live in a "no fault" state and the judge will be willing to take into account something that happened before you were married. Like someone else suggested, photo copy that page. Actually, better yet, just hold onto the whole diary if you can. Good luck!

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