By divorce? i think so - 21/07/2012 02:12 - Canada - Markham

Today, I found my husband's journal, and along with it the real reason he took so long to show up to our wedding rehearsals last year. According to the journal, it was because he was too busy wooing a married mother of five and sticking his "slut-banger all up in that fat booty." FML
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lucasg63 2

An he's dumb enough to write that in his journal?

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Nightwing98 22

What a ****-banger.

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Vaginabutter 15

He's a keeper!

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rcgirl2 11

I wonder if Op's husband would like to put his "**** banger" in your "****** butter". If you know what I mean.

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dude1122332 9

57- what the hell is your profile picture?

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Dracoboxer357 35

115- Uhm, look at the picture, look at the name. Look at the comment above yours, referencing it. Look at me referencing it. Look at some ****, look back at the picture, look for any relationship between what you saw in the **** and what you saw in the picture. See any similarities? Look again. ;) *Teasing!*

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hallix 21

Hell yes divorce! What an idiot. Sorry he ended up a complete dumbass.

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gracehi 31

That is a terrible insult to 7th graders everywhere!

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BVBarmyForever 0

Now I agree, that sucks for you but whyd you read it in the first place?

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zraw2222 4

DIVORCE HIM I mean divorce him if he wants to with married lady people then you can find someone who doesn't screw him

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NashyzzleTheN 10

Divorce that asshole! He probably has germs from all these different women..yuck.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Take said journal to your divorce attorney. He should pay just for being stupid enough to write that crap down.

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