By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 20:35 - United States

Today, I found out I have an abscess in my bellybutton which causes me extreme pain and discomfort when I sit down. I am a receptionist. FML
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yesio12 13

You should get that checked out. It's affecting your daily life and causing pain :/

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every1luvsboners 11

Go to a car wash, pay the 50 cents to use the vacuum on your belly button and it'll suck that thing right out of there.

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Comments

withyou_fml 1

yeah? well ive had an abscess on my COOCH! TWICE!!

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faith94m 5

why would you think its ok to share this?

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SnailJamsss 6

I really hope no one on this page knows you in person. No one cares about your vaginal shit.

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breannajpaul 0

You need to get it removed q

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Bladeofarzeal 6

Sucks OP, I know the pain of an abscess, I had it twice just above my butt, it was a living hell for me. You should get a surgery as fast as you can to have it removed.

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immajblover 0

You doesn't have to get a new job buy you should deff get it checked out

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FHGrif 0

That sucks. Just so you know, there are desks you can buy that are built to be stood at instead of sit behind.

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SnailJamsss 6

Okay 77- No one cares about your vag. As for the OP I feel very sorry for you. I hope things get better!

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Daralea 21

It's because you SLOUCH, OP! No slouching allowed. Sit back in your chair and it will take any pressure off your bellybutton.

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blacknail3dfr3ak 3

No not really lol.. When I was a receptionship I smoked before work, during lunch, and right after.

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blacknail3dfr3ak 3

Dude Receptionist* lol it's too early to spell correctly

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