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By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 20:35 - United States

Today, I found out I have an abscess in my bellybutton which causes me extreme pain and discomfort when I sit down. I am a receptionist. FML

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Today, I noticed a disgusting, cheesy smell and spent all day wondering what it was. I later found out that it wasn't coming from my feet, but from my belly button. My surgery wound got infected. I'm a germaphobe. FML

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By Sadness - 07/10/2013 18:55 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I have been home sick and depressed for so long that I just found Oreo crumbs in my belly button. FML

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Today, I'm recovering from abdominal surgery. In addition to pain, I'm having trouble peeing and haven't pooped since Sunday, so my surgeon prescribed a laxative. Turns out I'm allergic to it. Now I'm covered in hives, even in my ears, incisions, and lady parts. I also still haven't pooped. FML

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By squirty_joe - 08/03/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML

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By poururheartout - 27/07/2018 20:30

Today, I went to the ER as I have an ulcer and I was exhibiting signs of a perforation. This is when the gorgeous doctor told me he had to stick his finger up my butt to check for rectal bleeding. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 02:00

Today, I had the most excruciating pain I've ever felt in my lower right abdomen. I was doubled over and vomiting it hurt so bad. After going to the E.R., thinking it was my appendix and getting checked in, I let out the biggest most rancid fart in my life and the pain immediately went away. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 01:43 - Canada - Moncton

Today, I discovered that the pain I've had for the past couple of weeks was actually due to a broken collar bone. Now work won't pay for the treatment I need because I continued to work despite the pain. FML

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By sy123 - 29/07/2012 23:34 - United States - Frankfort

Today, I had an ovarian cyst rupture at work, causing sudden severe stomach cramps; this caused my bowels to release everything right then and there, while on the phone with a customer, in the middle of the call center surrounded by 200 other sales reps. FML

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By fulloshit - 28/11/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

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yesio12 13

Wednesday 19 October 2011 7:59

You should get that checked out. It's affecting your daily life and causing pain :/

every1luvsboners 11

Wednesday 19 October 2011 8:01

Go to a car wash, pay the 50 cents to use the vacuum on your belly button and it'll suck that thing right out of there.

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ScarletBloom 14

Wednesday 19 October 2011 8:21

Squeeze the pus. Perhaps you will feel better.

ScarletBloom 14

Wednesday 19 October 2011 8:24

*the pus out

btnhdude 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 8:43

No, no, no, squeezing pus and smushing it in your hands is really stress relieving.

kaykay20 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 12:47

Popping anything is bad it traps it under the skin. Since this is a infection her best option is to see the doctor about it in order to get it treated correctly.

Torrey_Turner 12

Wednesday 19 October 2011 8:23

This is such a F-ed up situation it cant even be funny i feel really sorry for you

bevsta 7

Wednesday 19 October 2011 8:25

Is that a padlock around your neck?

Keyman1212 14

Wednesday 19 October 2011 8:26

Abscess popping on YouTube is some of the sickest most exciting shit I've ever watched. Damn it I have to go watch some now...

ScarletBloom 14

Wednesday 19 October 2011 8:30

33 - you need to consult a psychiatrist.

xxkimmyt 9

Wednesday 19 October 2011 8:31

Ouhhhh D:

K_kanaka 26

Wednesday 19 October 2011 8:35

Ouch :(

babyfireball77 14

Wednesday 19 October 2011 8:39

Time to get a new job

PeachyJinx 7

Wednesday 19 October 2011 8:39

Get it drained o_O FYL OP I had one on my lower back,,, shit hurted like hell :/ & it drained for a week straight ew

Nolnah 14

Wednesday 19 October 2011 8:40

it could be worse you could be black.....

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