By air - 13/07/2009 09:17 - United States

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Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
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Ami8919 0

YDI for not using proper contraception!! No sympathy!!

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hatcher 0

pulling out doesn't work. I guess sex-ed in Utah still doesn't work either.

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signe_fml 0

Pull out?! YDI for being too lazy to buy some ******* condoms.

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kateeee 0

i dont know why, but his response made me laugh a lot.

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daviiina 0

one word: CONTRACEPTION. Dumb bitch.

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baileys82 0

you didn't do the dance afterward? pull out method only works if you do the sperm be gone dance after sex. duh.

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skullbuster 0

Can you post a link to the YouTube video that demonstrates this dance? There are so many people here who rely on the pull-out method and I'm sure they would be grateful for the additional protection! You are a true humanitarian.

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awuh_man 0

so: the pull out method is ineffective pre-cum doesn't have sperm in it your boyfriend is an idiot but I understand. boys don't like to pull out.

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kaitlynadele 0

PULLING OUT DOESN'T WORK!!! WHEN WILL PEOPLE LEARN THIS????? IT IS ABSOLUTELY YOUR FALL FOR NOT PROTECTING YOURSELF!!

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vibrantskies 0

What everyone else said.. LOL.

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