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By SleepyKirsty - 09/06/2009 13:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out just how thin the walls at my new student flat are. They are so thin in fact, that I can hear the creepy guy next door say my full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML

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By Buzzie - 02/09/2010 21:09 - United States

Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for my neighbors to hear my vibrator. I've lived in this apartment for three years. I've been single and horny for all of them. FML

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By hearing too much - 03/11/2019 02:00

Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML

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By kazmatazz - 17/05/2012 10:33 - Oman

Today, I found out that the extremely attractive man that works in my building can hear everything I say about him through the paper-thin walls. FML

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By edwinduarte1 - 13/09/2010 06:49 - France

Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML

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MY EARS! MY EARS!

By ashbeat - 01/01/2013 15:20 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML

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By Cate - 05/11/2009 10:25 - Australia

Today, I've had no sleep. Why? Because my housemate has a new girlfriend and the walls are too thin. After round three of them shagging, I was exhausted from holding my breath each time the new girlfriend screamed. I also realised that was the closest I'd been to sex in months. FML

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Sort yourselves out

By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML

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YELP!

By Anonymous - 19/04/2022 12:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, my new neighbours moved in. I had always thought my bedroom wall was soundproof, because my old neighbours never complained about my loud night terrors. Turns out they were just stone deaf. The new ones can hear everything. FML

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By idontwanttoknow - 16/06/2013 11:37 - United States

Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower. FML

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Noise annoys

By Steph - 21/06/2009 12:05 - Bulgaria

Today, I realized how much I hate my apartment. Not only can I hear my creepy upstairs neighbor having sex with random hookers every few night, I can also hear him everytime he takes a shit. I honestly don't know which is worse. FML

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WateryAsh 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 20:04

O.O

bigotcretin 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 20:04

LOL and fyl for sure but dont be surprised about how often guys jerk off about and what about, you were just a little more aware about it happening

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thunderbrave 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 20:09

#5 took the words right out of my mouth

frootloop25 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 20:09

He should win the award for the creepiest fella out there. Pat him on the back for me, k?

Helldemon 32

Monday 30 May 2016 18:59

So you've never once in your entire life masturbated to someone?

Nuts_the_Wiseguy 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 20:13

YDI, shouldn't be so hot. Sleepy kristy... Sleepy kristy... Sleepy kristy... Wap wap wap.

darkgodxvx 4

Saturday 8 January 2011 10:19

Haha...I happen to be drinking that same "Absinth" right now... tastes like ass but gets you pretty wasted.

ChasinParkedCars 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 20:14

at least you know why he keeps a picture of you on his desk now.

starlalove 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 20:15

Holy shizzle. I suggest demanding to move!

xox_what_now 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 20:15

Yummmy

SeaCoyote 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 20:16

Are women just not flattered by anything now in days? You're his fantasy girl, enjoy it while you're still young and thin.

CodeMonkey123 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 20:17

Wow, jeepers creepers at least he thinks your sexy. XP Here is a little song for you : You better watch out, You better not cry, You better not pout im telling you why your next door neighbor is going to town!!!