By SleepyKirsty - 09/06/2009 13:36 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I found out just how thin the walls at my new student flat are. They are so thin in fact, that I can hear the creepy guy next door say my full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML
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bigotcretin 0

LOL and fyl for sure but dont be surprised about how often guys jerk off about and what about, you were just a little more aware about it happening

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CaffiendCA 0

In my last place, a duplex, the neighbor was a hotish single mom. She used to fire up a vibrator late, late at night. I'm sure she wasn't thinking of me. But it was hot none-the-less.

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xClarkGable 0

That's one of the grossest things I've ever heard and @17 No one said she was thin. Big people can be just as attractive.

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null_fml 11

I'm glad you took the care to put your first name in the credit for your post. Well Kirsty, I would just like you to know that I too will now be repeating your name when I go home and ********** tonight. Sweet dreams. :)

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lich_fml 0

that's absolutely hilarious. be flattered!

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Diamondlightbulb 0

Run away. Now. Or bitch-slap him, that works too. :)

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haha_goodone 3

I'm with #23. Just yell "I can hear you." And I'm sure he isn't the first guy to ********** thinking of you, just the only one you know about. #2 was right.

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manda97 3

omg!!!!! it be even creepier if u 2 were of the same gender...

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