By SleepyKirsty - 09/06/2009 13:36 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I found out just how thin the walls at my new student flat are. They are so thin in fact, that I can hear the creepy guy next door say my full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML
I agree, your life sucks 120 758
You deserved it 5 718

Same thing different taste

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LOL and fyl for sure but dont be surprised about how often guys jerk off about and what about, you were just a little more aware about it happening

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You should have walked into his room and said, "I don't care if you jack off by looking at me. Here I'll help you with that!"

jncwmnd 0

how does she deserve that? eww, i dont doubt that guys get hard at random times and jerk off if they can..but i'd rather not be able to hear anything, especially not a creepy guy saying my name slowly while doing it

Next time you hear him doing it, why don't you just shout back, "Dude, I can HEAR you!" He might not even know the walls are that thin. He'll probably be really embarrassed but at least he'll most likely keep it down after that. Also, just because he's wacking it to you doesn't necessarily mean he's creepy. People **********. They also do weird things when they **********. Usually because they think no one will find out.

fair_enough 0

this also means that he can hear you slowly saying his name while you **********... which im sure you do

Suggestion. Next time you hear it, just walk up to the wall, start moaning, and at least he'll be done quicker. Problem solved :D

OmgItsAnaBeatriz 0

Wow...Your Life Is ****** >.< Look On the Bright Side, At Least You Know Someone Likes You :D

he probably doesn't like her, he probably just likes her body.

I'd stay away from him if I were you. And avoid walking by his door late at night....you never know!

that's probably the creepiest fml I read yet :S !