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By knolan - 20/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

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By ouch - 02/03/2014 08:44 - United States - Sioux City

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML

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By INside - 02/08/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 18:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Linköping

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

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By Sara246 - 19/08/2010 23:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

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By ohmydog - 05/09/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML

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By Username - 21/08/2011 09:59 - United States

Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

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By alaskan1989 - 22/01/2011 01:27 - United States

Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML

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By STIdiot - 17/10/2011 12:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML

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By Not true - 18/07/2016 02:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML

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KingOfOreos 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 12:02

he doesn't want to be bit durr lol

creamcheese724 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 12:03

****** dentata

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Meixpr 12

Wednesday 20 July 2011 13:09

Why would you be an exception? As mentioned above, if you had seen the movie Teeth, you would've been happy to oblige. Cannot unsee.

jaff23 11

Wednesday 20 July 2011 13:09

he's just being careful

ShyAnn29 14

Wednesday 20 July 2011 13:10

what is that supposed to mean?

OrgasmicBunnies 9

Wednesday 20 July 2011 13:11

After watching teeth I was scared too. better safe then sorry :(.

head2133 12

Wednesday 20 July 2011 13:16

well I wood rather make sure I'm not going to loose my dick than never have sex again too. its common sence.

nicole8402 4

Wednesday 20 July 2011 13:55

**would* *lose* *sense*

nicole8402 4

Wednesday 20 July 2011 13:57

But that movie was freaky! Trying to think like a guy...I can somewhat see his point.

Mistery510 6

Wednesday 20 July 2011 15:00

you're Stupid!!!

GamerMatt97 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 13:22

well like like the movie TEETH scared the shit out of him

fionaes 3

Wednesday 20 July 2011 13:24

Lol was a friggin nasty movie my fiance thought it was stupid lol

sammiller4 3

Wednesday 20 July 2011 13:26

well he shouldn't have watched the movie teeth lol

Osito2011 9

Wednesday 20 July 2011 13:36

you ever watched that movie teeth. I would do the same lol

SirObvious 1

Wednesday 20 July 2011 13:42

I'd be scared to....sounds painful...

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