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By dork - 16/07/2009 20:32 - United States

Today, I found out my class was attempting to raise money for me through a bake sale because some girl spread a false rumor that I was raped and that my father was going to disown me. The whole school believes it and my biology teacher took me aside and asked if I needed someone to confide in. FML

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By nosy ass bitch! - 30/03/2022 16:00

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Friday 17 July 2009 1:29

wow, what a bitch. hope you get her back. at least there's good news: a lot of people care about you

redmusketeer 1

Friday 17 July 2009 1:27

wow that is really messed up!

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mikaelap14 3

Friday 17 July 2009 3:34

awww at least they care.

tp1990 0

Friday 17 July 2009 3:39

************ bitch

BLNovelist 0

Friday 17 July 2009 3:40

On the plus side, at least this shows you that a lot of people care about you. On the negative side, this puts you in an awkward situation. I suggest you tell everyone that it didn't happen - however, suggest that they can either take all their money back, or put it towards a charity for rape victims.

ifzombiesattack 0

Friday 17 July 2009 3:44

hey, at least you get some money out of the situation.(:

oopsie_daisy8446 0

Friday 17 July 2009 3:44

Wow. FYL. Beat the girl who did that to you. That's so awful.

blondeatheartoh9 0

Friday 17 July 2009 3:46

Everything happens for a reason, take the money. :)

dedalus_fml 0

Friday 17 July 2009 4:03

When I was in high school I'd heard that a girl there comitted suicide. I even wrote RIP in the yearbook beneath her picture. Turned out later she was alive and well the whole time. At least you didn't get raped! FYL