Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida...

By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida for spring break without me. When asked why I was not invited to go with them the answer I received was, "we don't think you would look very good in a bathing suit, and we want to be able to pick up cute guys on the beach." FML

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By evanescence - 15/03/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, the hottest girl in the entire freshman class was telling her friend she was going to Florida for Spring Break. She said she would be in the same city as I would, and I couldn't help but say, "Oh, cool! Maybe I'll see you there!" She simply looked at me and said, "I hope not." FML

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By z…… - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - Greece

Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 14:51 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML

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By Shamu - 14/02/2009 00:15 - United States

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

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Et tu, Chandler?

By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 14:00

Today, I found out that when my friends say they're too busy to hang out with me, what they really mean is that they're going to have an awesome pool party, and don't want me to come. The Instagram stories say it all. FML

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We just don't see you in that way

By Noname - 09/02/2009 23:47 - United States

Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML

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By paymeinhugs - 17/03/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

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By Fatnlonely - 20/08/2019 12:00

Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML

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By big_bail - 03/04/2015 23:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out I wasn't invited to the annual family reunion. The reason? Everyone thinks I'm "creepy" because I'm the only adult who will go out and play with the kids. FML

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By Foreveralone - 22/07/2016 08:54 - United States - Hartford

Today, I was told I'm not invited to my best friend's birthday party. Apparently, being divorced and childless doesn't "mesh" well with the rest of the group. My parents are still watching her kids so she can go away for the weekend. FML

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Friday 6 March 2009 22:50

thats rough, but theyre obviously not true friends. go find nicer ones!

tinasuckss 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:53

wow bitches

Comments

alex_vik 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 2:06

#48 - Please tell me you're making a joke about how some idiots think that Noname is an actual person. And I agree 100% with #25

MissyMayhem 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 2:36

You poor thing. Drop those bitches on their asses and never look back.

pancake26 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 2:43

yeahh, those girls are bitches and are gonna get ******* herpes. and you know 25 is an assfuck. **** all em, have your own spring break partyy girl

Smiley14_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 2:48

You call these people your friends? Look for new friends who don't need guys around to have fun and who think you are beautful the way you are. **** them!

GoMeat4103 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 3:23

Wow 25. Everyone here pretty much thinks you're stupid except for like two people. How's that feel?

thebaroness1984 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 3:41

Those weren't real friends. :-)

paniclovie 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 4:03

#25: there's no reason she should have to change her appearance to hang out with her "friends". This is sooo not a bad thing for you. Now you know who aren't your real friends. You should get together with some other people, go to Florida, and show them you can have even more fun than they can. ;)

King_of_Kings_2 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 4:34

you are such a baby "i dont get to go with my friends to Florida because they think i look awful in a bathing suit. wah wah wah" i suggest instead of posting it on here and whining to everyone about why your friends didnt invite you, just get off your ass and book a flight to Florida and have a killer time and if you happen to see your friends along the way tell them off and let them know that you dont need to be with them to have a good time. and while you're at it pick up the cutest guy! and have fun!

berii 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 5:31

your friends suck, you also suck for allowing them to be your friends this long...

casanova_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 5:45

im sorry, but you "friends" have a point. there is nothing worse than a beached whale. try spending the time you would normally spend crying and complaining on the internet by getting in shape. or you can take it the other way and decide that the only friend you really need is a gallon of Chunky Monkey. or, prove to all your friends that you are better than them, go to Florida, and find yourself a drunken fratboy to contract herpes from. seriously, go for it