By amiadori - 01/05/2009 09:50 - United States

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Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML
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Jaywin 3

Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating... Different area code - not cheating Over the clothes touching - not cheating Kissing with no tongue - not cheating I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating etc... It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.

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Shihaby 0

That's a great excuse. "I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."

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AntiChrist7 0

is she a mental?

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tiltwrestler 0

#125 go **** yourself and go die somewhere. if she has sex with somebody its cheating whether she "gets wet" or not. And obviously the **** is just lying, if she spread her legs for him its pretty obvious shes gonna get wet, or she wouldn't have done it in the first place. So shes a lying *****. and 125 is a virgin.

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stormy13 0

You know what? If that's her excuse, she didn't deserve you.

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annika_fml 0

HAHAHA. YDI for dating such a stupid ***** and taking five years to find out.

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dfynggrvty 0

she's saying this the one time you caught her. if she did this now after 5 years think about how many times she might have done it in the past. dump her cuz obviously she doesnt realize what she has.

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tinkbabytink 0

Oh wow!!! Obviously but no offense Your girl is a HOE plain n simple. She can **** any 1 as long as she only gets wet with you??? Who does that?? That was just a sorry excuse for geting caught

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abc123fuckfuckme 0

um... penetrative sex without lube can be super painful (yeah, for both partners), so it doesn't really surprise me that she hopes you care about her pleasure. why would you post the fact that someone subjected your girlfriend to coerced penetration as a fml? i'd say **** HER life.

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duchesse427 0

what a stupid bitch. she makes us other females look bad too

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Bertrandberticus 0

maybe she likes indian burns on very sensitive spots?

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