By Anonymous - 10/12/2013 21:06 - United States - Buffalo

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Today, I found out that I am bleeding from my cervix and must refrain from having sex for the next two weeks. My fiancé pointedly asked if my cervix has anything to do with my mouth. FML
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ComoEsJuan 24

Ask him if his mouth has any connection to his brain. What an ass.

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Jelbeztok 17

if i were you, im pretty sure i'd make him wait a while even after the two weeks.

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mirrorfrost 11

Why should he get pleasure when you cant? Selfish. Very selfish. Get well soon!

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cryssycakesx3 22

devil's advocate-- it's selfish that because she can't have sex she can't have him off. but I like keeping my man happy, BJ's at halftime!!

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JustinRanford99 3

Your husband could be more supportive and concerned. He sounds a bit selfish.

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TogeBara 12

Everyone is point out how selfish that he is for saying that, but OP in no way hinted that he acted like she was fine. He could be worried or wanting her to get well, but that doesn't mean she gets off the hook for relationship/intimacy time. She should still want to make him feel good as he should her were he bleeding from his penis. Point is she never said he was acting mean just that he wasn't being as nice as he could I guess.

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Alex1901 6

Off the hook for intimacy makes it sound like an obligation. Intimacy does not always mean sex I know, but it came across that way. If he can't handle two weeks without it doesn't make him seem like a nice guy.

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hunts19ketchup 23

#74, I'm pretty sure that bleeding from her cervix DOES mean that she can be "off the hook" for intimacy time. The OP has a serious medical condition involving her reproductive organs. The fiance isn't going to die if he doesn't have sex for 2 weeks. Believe it or not, women aren't just around for the pleasure of men and actually aren't obligated to pleasure men whenever they desire regardless of whether the woman wants to or not. There are also other ways to be intimate and strengthen a relationship that don't involve having sex...

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cryssycakesx3 22

I'm a lady and I completely agree.

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ScarlieC 25

I don't know how all guys would feel if they were bleeding from their penis, but I know that if my guy would, he'd be crying death and destruction. To be fair, he's suffering whenever he has the man-flu. Most guys I know suffer during the man-flu, so imagine their pain, near-death, panic and (hopefully) overreaction when they bleed from their penis. And then it's considered fair to expect sex?

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TogeBara 12

Let me make it clear, I am not saying that she HAS to give him any sex. All I am saying is that she can still be intimate with him (not necessarily sex) without having to use her main tools. I would be freaked out about bleedin from my penis (not going to lie about it, I would) but I'm not going to deny my partner just because I can't use mine.

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measishouldbe 17

Then next time he suffering like that, he should still pleasure her when she wants it.

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luckyone365 7

You also have an asshole.

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pona12 8

Is nobody gonna acknowledge the fact that this came from a rather popular joke on the internet? Which leads me to believe one of 2 things, A.) Either she's bullshitting about the whole thing or B.) He found the perfect time to use the joke, so he pounced on the oppurtunity.

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Jenn50 19

Actually, posts #26 & 30 both commented that it was an old joke.

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martin8337 35

Legitimate question?

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cryssycakesx3 22

maybe you should make him a sex rewards chart.

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ViviMage 38

Yes! Tell him the cervix is a fancy word for neck and you are bleeding under the mouth!

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animalxcrackers 20

i'm sure he was joking. my boyfriend would've probably said the same thing, and i would've laughed.

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