By Anonymous - 10/12/2013 21:06 - United States - Buffalo

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Today, I found out that I am bleeding from my cervix and must refrain from having sex for the next two weeks. My fiancé pointedly asked if my cervix has anything to do with my mouth. FML
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ComoEsJuan 24

Ask him if his mouth has any connection to his brain. What an ass.

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Jelbeztok 17

if i were you, im pretty sure i'd make him wait a while even after the two weeks.

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Misoranomegami 16

See and I'm the kind of person who would have flat out asked the doctor if that included oral and anal. Sex does not equal only vaginal sex or orgasms. If athletic movement or vaginal convulsions are the problem say so. If something rubbing the cervix during healing is say that. If you're a lady doctor you should be able to have these conversations.

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DavidKnows 11

MY 2nd question would be "can she RECEIVE oral orgasms" herself, or did her doctor advise against it? My 1st ? would have been, "will this interfere w her ability to become a mother in the future, and how does she feel about that?"

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AquaBaby 11

@49 The point about vaginal convulsions is a good one actually, that would definitely be more restricting for OP if that was the case :(

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synsam 4

bleeding from the cervix husband still wants sex, annoyed you tell him to service his own penis complex, he may be a jerk on purpose but in his mind your mouth is still perfect, you may not want suck it but in the end its all worth it

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Smo0chin 14

That's a horrible thing to do..... withhold sex during the festive season... I'm pretty sure you anus works.

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hunts19ketchup 23

# 52, It's a horrible thing to do to have a medical condition that prevents you from having sex? I'm pretty sure OP's fiance can handle no sex for two weeks. That's what his hand is for. I would imagine that bleeding from your cervix would probably be painful so it's a very real possibility that the OP wouldn't really be in the mood for anal sex either. Maybe in the spirit of the "festive season" he could try being sensitive to her needs.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Charming. And they say romance is dead.

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awilliams44 9

Tell him to go mess with himself and go do his own dirty work

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goldensnitch0011 4

The problem he has right now is he can't atleast ask if his girlfriend is okay and would be COMFORTABLE giving him head for two weeks instead. A bit of care goes a long way. To make it seem like he just can't go two weeks without some action, no matter what his girlfriend feels, is pretty sad. That's not a real relationship (yes everyone, you don't NEED sex ALL the time to love someone). I really hope he said it as a joke and wasn't seriously insinuating that he should be given head instead.

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cryssycakesx3 22

maybe his support is sarcasm? it doesn't make it any less dickish though. my boyfriend and I are nothing but sarcastic to each other, it's how we show love. instead of saying "jk" we say "no sarcasm"

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worldclassrager 39

He needs a little sex review,,,but in your condition I think he should give you a break until you are clear..,I just hope you are not married in that time...

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