By sadface - 03/02/2010 11:58 - France

Today, I found out that I'm not actually pregnant. I've apparently been having a hysterical pregnancy because I want a child so badly. I don't know which was worse, the look of relief on my husband's face or having to send a mass email to inform my family and friends. FML
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GoddessDigi 12

Aww, that really sucks... I remember having to tell everyone there wasn't a baby (but in my case it was a miscarriage). Have you guys tried a fertility clinic? Also, hysterical pregnancy doesn't mean she's a nutjob. She really wants a baby (and some women who don't experience it, as well) so it's not really weird for her to experience this, if she was hoping for it.

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TrekkieGirl 0

@ #1, I agree. OP, why the heck would you have already told family and friends that you're expecting if you clearly hadn't gotten a test done? Most people wait a few months before saying anything. Also, if you're husband is relieved that you are not pregnant, that should tell you he's not ready to have kids. Which you shouldn't ignore! There is more to life than having kids. Find a hobby, because your fixation with having a baby is just unhealthy.

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rosemary_fml 5

this is a really heartbreaking fml. i'm so sorry. you have my condolences.

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peachee_26 0

Hysterical pregnancy - that is pathetic. Get an ambition outside of your uterus.

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ItsJustMe17 9

you should tell everyone u had a miscarriage so they feel bad for you and you don't look stupid

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ktopel2495 5

:/ that's not something i've ever heard of before, but if it is a real disorder thats actually pretty sad to legitly think your pregnant and then end up looking like a psyco...

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WspoonR 0

Maybe you shouldn't be such a baby obsessed person. Chill out, why do you want a stretchy ******?

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iwadasn 32

Just because you don't want kids doesn't mean that everyone else feels the same way.

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CurlyChica808 4

Good thing you told him right away, or this would just turn out to be like a bad episode of Glee. Jkjk I love glee. But seriously that's so sad, I feel for you OP.

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hpdrew15 9

Be relieved, children are not all that they are cracked up to be.

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nerdy96birdy 8

Poor OP. I couldn't imagine being in that situation.

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crazyjemjem 6

Sucks.. But why would you tell everyone you are pregnant before going to the doctor to confirm it??

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