By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 07:54 - United States

Today, I found out that if I try to resist a 70 pound bulldog that's humping my leg, I will end up with stitches. FML
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Battledog5006 0

Dam that's one sharp dick

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btnhdude 0

you're in an abusive relationship lady.

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Mervin22 6

a little kinky but if that is what you're into, I don't judge.

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btnhdude 0

you're in an abusive relationship lady.

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jokesta187 11

well seeing that it is a bulldog.. I would just let it have it's way until it tires out then kick his/hers ass out side

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ImaginaryFoe 0

How did you imagine it would work out? Did you think he would accept "No means no" and walk off?

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Captain_Crankypa 2

YDI for not listening to Bob Barker if it's your dog! If it's not- think of the pimpmobile you could get with the settlement money.

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FAILml 7

^^win, btw man, luv ur comments keep em comin ;)

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ulicksam 0

Either let him finish or don't start the foreplay. YDI. And why is this under "health" instead of "intimacy"?

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Mewzakuro240 0

Because OP got stitches.

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