By shorty - 11/04/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML
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DocBastard 38

There are worse things in life than being short. At least you aren't a whiny little bitch. Oh, wait...

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ninjasaurous 0

Your common use of stars in that comment hurt my brain.

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goaty777 0

hah, short ppl r cute! I'm 5'6 n all kinds of girls think I'm cute...of course if ur 5'1...I hope ur a chick lol.

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torskerz 2

uhm 3 comes after 2 not 1 just letting you know

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Bontoi 2

I'm sorry, but 5'6 is very short. Espescially if you are a guy. I'm a girl and 5'7, and that is concidered normal where I'm from... There is nothing wrong with being short though ;)

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melons 44

No need to apologise, especially as you're talking nonsense. Since when has 5 ft 6" been considered very short?!

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usnwife 18

the new recommendations that just came out are up to 12 yrs old now, actually. not sure when it changes from "recommendation" to "law" though...

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jess6blondie9 2

I'm 5'6, compared to guys I'm short, but girls I'm taller than most of them.

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jewels1877 0

1) You're not 2 inches shorter than you are so don't complain. 3) Don't go up to someone way taller than you and say their hair smells nice

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aavatar10 0

Ha. You said big.

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Dr_JuanDiaz 0

you kinda forgot 2

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gutzz 0

You are all wrong, I see a 1,2 and 3 in perfect sequence.... all you trolls fail.

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J1hill33 12

have u been to elementary school b4?

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MissBunny25 0

come on guys. it's obvious jewels was counting by three's. you know, 1,3,5,7,9- etc. duh! even I could figure that out. so **** off!

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5t3ff1k4h 44

MissBunny - I hope you're kidding, since that's certainly not how you count by threes.

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flickyourbic1223 7

I think missbunny was completely serious. o.0 What are the odds that someone could fail so hard?!

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DocBastard 38

There are worse things in life than being short. At least you aren't a whiny little bitch. Oh, wait...

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somepartsareme 0

Oh shit, people aren't allowed to whine on FML? These people have been doing it all wrong then.

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ninjasaurous 0

Oh crap, the star girl's comment got moderated. *letdown*

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jewels1877 0

1) You're not 2 inches shorter than you are so don't complain. 2) Don't go up to someone way taller than you and say their hair smells nice

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Autoshot 9

No. It's too late to redeem yourself.

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Autoshot 9

No. It's too late to redeem yourself.

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Autoshot 9

Anti flood protection chew my rectum.

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Autoshot 9

No. It's too late to redeem yourself.

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Autoshot 9

No. It's too late to redeem yourself.

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Autoshot 9

No. It's too late to redeem yourself.

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InvisibleReign 0

Well, the second time is a charm; you remembered to go in numerical order.

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Autoshot 9

Anti flood protection chew my rectum.

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ImaWiseGuy 5

haha 75, 2nd go round is a charm.......

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cali079 0

first if all, you aren't 2 inches shorter. second, the day you turned 8 you officially never have to use a booster seat again

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livy0611 0

not nessicerely. if you are really that short, then you still need a booster seat, regardless of age.

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livy0611 0

not nessicerely. if you are really that short, then you still need a booster seat, regardless of age.

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kmarrs 2

No, the law clearly states an age limit on it.

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DocBastard 38

Livy, I'm having you arrested for raping the word "necessarily".

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cupcakeslayer 0

I don't know about everywhere but my state has height requirements. if I stand as tall as I can I beat it by a half inch =]. yet I never thought to post a fml about it.

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nala08 6

well your not to short so quit complaining.

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lcocheerleader 0

I'm 13 and have to be in a buster seat. no I'm not can you see a 13 year old going "wait! I need my buster seat!!"

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kmarrs 2

What's a buster seat? Do you mean booster seat?

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FHGrif 0

Hey at least you've got those two inches. I'm too tall to fit into most sports cars (not that I could afford them).

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