Kids: Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant....

By BabyDaddy - 30/05/2010 08:05 - Australia

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML

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By Daddy. - 17/02/2010 08:15 - Australia

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML

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By 3023-dang - 15/10/2012 20:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML

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By maybe time to adopt - 04/03/2018 15:00

Today, after my wife and I have been trying for a baby for 2 years, I found out she's still on the pill. Apparently when she was a teen she had bad period cramps, so her doctor gave her the pill for the pain. She never realized it stops pregnancy. FML

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Rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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By thissucks - 20/06/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML

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Kinda sus behavior

By dumped and dusted - 13/07/2016 17:35 - United States

Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML

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By Tweety - 09/04/2011 11:40 - United States

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML

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The_good_times 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 16:06

So your girlfriend is a crazy psycho bitch, no big deal right?

flcl2 2

Sunday 30 May 2010 16:10

what a bitch, she wanted to trap you into a relationship by getting herself knocked up. jeez, this is EVERY guys worse fear, that their girlfriend would do this. that's why you gotta wrap it up man, even If it doesn't feel as good, or ***** like this will keep you from being with the girl you really want.

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XxFA1LxX 4

Sunday 30 May 2010 23:36

ydi for not shoving a fuckn pill down her throat every minute!

t0xicred 8

Sunday 30 May 2010 23:58

YDI for not wearing a condom.

Pagliaccio 1

Monday 31 May 2010 0:11

OP, if you are old enough to have sex, then you are old enough to take responsibility for your actions. I don't care if she is psycho or not, you are the idiot who had sex with her. if you weren't ready for the consequences, abstinence is best. As mentioned before, there is no 100% reliable birth control method. Then again, if she cheated on you and tries to say you are the babies father then get a paternity test. Otherwise, you need to care for your offspring.

Motorola_fml 0

Monday 31 May 2010 0:17

DNA test. If she is that sneaky is it yours? Don't sign anything till you get a DNA test.

muffinsareyummy 1

Monday 31 May 2010 0:35

This is why you should use condoms regardless of the pill.

bookbee 2

Monday 31 May 2010 0:37

Hello? Bitch is lying! just run away from her psycho ass.

Kuwai_watashi23 0

Monday 31 May 2010 1:13

POPQUIZFACT: theyoungest ever mother is a 5 year old, her son and her lived and she had more children in her mature life. The father is unknown. Anyways, FYL for ending up with a retarded asshole like her, just cause she's pregnant doesn't mean you HAVE to stay with her. If she wants to keep this baby she's just going to have to learn how to be a sine mother pretty quick.