By RightInTheFace - 12/09/2015 16:16 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I found out that my girlfriend sleepwalks. Well, I say sleepwalks, more like sleep punches. Very, very hard. FML
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Cads1 24

I am sure you did some thing to upset her in her dreams.

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djm2010 8

Punch her back. I'm sure that would wake her up.

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Redoxx_fml 22

And that ladies and gentlemen is what's wrong with the world

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gqlmno 23

Well what's the point of equality then? I'm not saying I'd punch her back but women have been fight for equality for a long time now and with a lot of scenarios in mind the out come is very different when changing the sex of the offender and victim

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BrutalEater 15

Let's all hope she is actually asleep OP!

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earlytermination 34

I kick in my sleep. She's not aware when she's doing it so you need to prepare accordingly.

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mads_nicole 19

At least it was the face, I've heard of this happening to guys but getting punched in the dick instead

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worldclassrager 39

Well the downside of this is you can fight back...maybe see if she can wear something over her hands at night

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viggysmallz 8

At least your girlfriend doesn't sleep piss like my husband. And I don't mean wetting the bed. I have caught him sleep pissing in the corner, the trash can, a laundry basket, and once, he made it to the bathroom but failed to open the lid and just pissed on it, splashing iron everywhere.

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VeganDarkLight 31

Your husband pisses iron? Now that's impressive!

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KaidensCrow 18

Lol.. my husband does this sometimes... snoring away and then punched me or the wall... I also have to make sure that there are no pocket knives or a my thing. around while he's sleeping... he took a nap one day, he was sleeping really deep and. grabbed a knife and put it through the wall. ;) so he makes me take away any and all knives before we go to bed

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JD1147 27

Yours punches in her sleep, mine punches when she's awake... Seems a guy can't win either way

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