By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 01:11 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML
I agree, your life sucks 77 394
You deserved it 4 165

Same thing different taste

Comments

kitkatmiaow 21

Please don't put your kitty down ): They surely can't make you! What harm can he really have done anyway. Leave your Mrs to your 'friend' and pay the bill if need be to get him off your back! But they can't make you put your kitty down ):

**** the wife, kill the dude, and keep the cat. Its his fault for beinqq najed in youur bed anyway.

wtf? Don't kill the cat you idiot, you should slap your wife for being a *****, your friend deserved it too. Why should you kill the ******* cat? If I were you I would get seriously pissed off hurt her and him and take the cat with you. She cheated on you and then asked you to kill an innocent animal, your companion, and pay for it.

say your cat thought he was attacking her. the cat doesn't deserve to die..

supahnazi 0

he is being forced to by law. just like if a dog attacks u u can order it to be put down

your friends ass hole he should pay for his ******* surgery and you should keep tour cat the prick deserved it and the cat is ******* ninja-level awesome

omg you're cat is/was the new chuck norris

The poor cat... And the poor OP, too.