By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 01:11 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML
I agree, your life sucks 77 399
You deserved it 4 165

Same thing different taste

Comments

Divine retribution via cat. (Do not covet they neighbor's wife.) He deserves the most epic cat treats ever for the rest of his life for showing off your ***** of a wife to you, not the death penalty, and you need to boot her slutty rear end to the curb, post haste. And your "friend" is lucky cheating isn't technically a punishable offense anymore, at least not here in the U.S..

You'd think someone would have some common sense though, the cat isn't dangerous, it was probably just defending its territory just like any other animal might in its situation. It's like putting a dog down for biting a stranger sneaking through a window, it's not the fault of the dog, but rather the stranger for being an idiot. Same goes for the stranger in the bed. :(

why would you have to kill your cat it was the mans fault for cheating the cat was defining it territory and divorce

22cute 17

uh........no, you don't. Take him to court. A good lawyer will have no trouble getting you out of that. That guy has some nerve!!

robinsn 0

That's bullshit. He deserved it.

SILENT_KILLER765 0

OMFG I don't get y u have 2 kill the cat he's freaking awesome!! FYL

I laughed. Sort of. Kind of. Ok, not really. Props though. :)

Don't kill it and don't pay. Appeal. Sue your friend for emotional distress and anything else your lawyer can think of. Fraud maybe. If you can get a lawsuit, you can have your cat as evidence, keeping any judge's decision to have it killed halted.