By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 01:11 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML
I agree, your life sucks 77 394
You deserved it 4 165

Same thing different taste

Comments

i usually never commet but fyl op this is really sad and epic.

transcedental 18

Noo ;( Don't kill the cat, she did nothing wrong. It's his fault (and your wife's) that they slept with each other. He is the one doing the wrong thing, not the kitty. FYL man, FYL.... but don't kill the cat! No matter what!

I would LOVE to see this on Judge Judy! lol

fruityloopz 4

why not press charges for him trespassing? your cat acted as a guard-cat and attacked an unwanted perpetrator. if you argue this point, you both still have a fighting chance. as for your wife, i would divorce her and keep a file of the police report so that you can get the upper hand when deciding who gets what.

Do everything you can to save your cat. If money is an issue just start a fund online. I would help and I know I'm not the only one! If they tried to take my cat it would have to be by force.

skyeyez9 24

Give the cat to a good friend or neighbor for temporary safe keeping until you divorce that cheating bitch. Tellyour soon to be ex that the cat prob ran away. I'd fight this. Dont let those bitches kill your cat.

pere 11

Refuse to kill the cat! Court case, ba-boom

skyeyez9 24

I hope the guy's balls were shredded so bad that his testicles were hanging out of his ruined ball sac.

No, your "friend" got what's coming to him. I say divorce your slutty bitch of a wife and reward your Freddy Kruger cat for being so damn awesome and loyal. End of story. lol