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By suckstobefat - 22/01/2012 06:10 - Canada

Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML

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By apparentfatty - 11/11/2011 11:50 - Canada

Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML

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By fatty - 17/11/2014 21:05 - United States - Gloucester

Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML

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By zephyrgk - 02/09/2013 01:15 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I was grounded by my dad for "popping pills like a gangbanger". I take prescription ADHD medicine and a multi-vitamin. FML

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By Fatty - 28/12/2011 07:57 - United States

Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML

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By Pelly - 23/06/2016 10:26 - Belgium - Kasterlee

Today, my grandma told everyone I'm using steroids and amphetamines, all because she mistook my protein powder and vitamin pills for drugs. FML

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By sofakingweetodit - 18/10/2010 12:44 - United States

Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML

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By TheHam - 05/09/2019 18:00 - Sweden

Today, the school called my dad telling him they want to put me on a diet, because they're worried about my weight. FML

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By Username - 28/03/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2012 15:14 - United States

Today, I was given a bottle of vitamins that are supposed to help your memory. I forgot them at home. FML

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By cuntingbitchofawhore - 06/02/2016 03:11 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I told my step-mom that my medication is causing me to lose weight. She looked me up and down and suggested I triple my dosage. FML

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LexSwift 17

Sunday 22 January 2012 12:30

Put a couple of Viagra pills in his coffee before he goes to work in the morning.

dulayole 6

Sunday 22 January 2012 12:26

At least you might have lost weight

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Portsanta 0

Monday 23 January 2012 5:49

That isn't fair

pigbilly 0

Monday 23 January 2012 5:50

Read the bottle dip

BeckyPulito 0

Monday 23 January 2012 7:06

So not cool. :(

kei1108 13

Monday 23 January 2012 7:32

Don't feel insecure about your weight! You are beautiful just the way you are. Look up all of the

kei1108 13

Monday 23 January 2012 7:34

Memes about being happy with your figure; most of them are French bulldogs. Hahaha!

fentron 3

Monday 23 January 2012 7:42

Did they work?

asherm 15

Monday 23 January 2012 8:52

What if she had medical issue from the pills?Not knowing she was taking them wouldn't be good, unless dad was around and fessed up to DR. How about talking to daughter about fitness/nutrition. Maybe set her up w/ nutritionist or something.

SpiritOfFire 8

Monday 23 January 2012 9:28

Side effects include: Weight gain

oneFUCKINword 8

Monday 23 January 2012 12:05

Sooo... Did it work?

Katuski 4

Monday 23 January 2012 13:06

My parents won't let me take weight loss pills because they think that I'm skinny.

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