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By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:49 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML

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Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML

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challan 19

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:43

I can only imagine the things you've said to his friend... And the pictures you've sent. Wow, sorry op.

euphoricness 28

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:44

When you're texting your boyfriend just mention how "cute" his friend is and ask him if he's single if ya know what I mean. As a joke of course

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challan 19

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:45

Pay his friend to beat his ass.

MakaylaReneeB 8

Thursday 1 August 2013 4:49

Win win for the friend.

Zimmington 21

Thursday 1 August 2013 5:05

Good idea but I doubt a friend that'll text your annoying girlfriend. Isn't disloyal enough to do that.

Jess0817 11

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:46

Should be ex-boyfriend now

awkward611 26

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:46

I'm sorry but either you're boring or your boyfriend is a dick

cuppycakeslove 20

Thursday 1 August 2013 0:11

Being boring is not an excuse to be a shitty boyfriend and have his friend text her.

MidnaLink 33

Thursday 1 August 2013 1:14

I'm gonna go with "he's a dick".

aimzskee 30

Tuesday 8 July 2014 12:58

I think it's pretty obvious that her boyfriend is a dick.

princess_bk2014 16

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:46

Wow OP he sounds like a serious jerk...maybe you can find someone better

cuppycakeslove 20

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:46

Wow what a douchebag. If he doesn't care to text you I hope you begin to rethink your relationship with him.

150493x 29

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:46

Give him a taste of his own medicine and tell him his friend is good at keeping you busy. ;) Then dump his ass. You deserve better.

cottoncandymango 17

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:48

Dump his sorry ass.

cuddlyunicorn 17

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:49

Wow. Im so sorry, OP. I would have a talk with him in person if I were you. There's no reason why he should be disrespecting you like that. Hope you work things out! Good luck! :)

AverageJoey 18

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:50

You must text him a lot if he is too lazy to actually read them all and respond accordingly

supernaturalcat 12

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:50

Any guy who did & said that to me would be an ex-boyfriend so fast his head would be spinning! Dump the jerk he doesn't respect you if he's talking that way

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