By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:49 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
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challan 19

I can only imagine the things you've said to his friend... And the pictures you've sent. Wow, sorry op.

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euphoricness 28

When you're texting your boyfriend just mention how "cute" his friend is and ask him if he's single if ya know what I mean. As a joke of course

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mangoboy1 19

I hope you haven't been sending dirty texts.

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Fluffasuars_Rawr 15

I think its kinda funny, obviously its time for a new guy. Sorry OP.

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darwinism 30

So your next text is "look, I know your dick is small and you can only get it up every now and then, but I told you my vibrator is fine for me. If my battery runs low my **** budy is there don't worry." FYL

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jerry2011 4

You and this friend could have made a deal to extract money from your boyfriend.

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PeachiePrincess 16

Good idea, I wonder if the friend would be up to it.

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mslilac96 4

Leave him for his friend

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PeachiePrincess 16

That's gotta suck, I'm so sorry to hear that. The only advice I know to give, is to break up with the asshole. You can obviously do better than this piece of scum. You deserve someone who is willing to take time out of their day to talk to you, not pay a friend to do it for them. The sooner you end this relationship, the sooner you'll find someone who is genuinely interested in talking to you. Best of luck!!!

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TheCaramelKing 11

Next time your texting mention how cute the "friend" is.

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