By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:49 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
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challan 19

I can only imagine the things you've said to his friend... And the pictures you've sent. Wow, sorry op.

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euphoricness 28

When you're texting your boyfriend just mention how "cute" his friend is and ask him if he's single if ya know what I mean. As a joke of course

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katdaiken 16

What a dirtbag **** him and move on :) When I left my ex I went and got a dragon going down my rib cage go out and get something you deserve or want

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nomen_nominandum 1

And yet, I am still single.... Can't explain that...

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Evilbear 16

maybe his friend would be a better boyfriend for you?

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DeeLaShee 13

I agree with another one of the commenters, you should totally keep texting him so his friend gets paid & he loses money. After you do that for a little minute, send him a text that says 'it costs to be a dick' Then dump his sorry ass.

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gx_fml 8

Is he for real what a loser time to find a real bf

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lmarie1 9

Hope it's 'ex' boyfriend by now.. Nobody deserves that! Dread to think how you found that out. So sorry!

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

I can't think of a girl who appreciates being called The Bitch,, especially by her partner

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chosha_fml 26

Next text: Hi [friend], could u let [boyfriend] know that he's an asshole and I'm dumping him? Thx!

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