By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:49 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
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challan 19

I can only imagine the things you've said to his friend... And the pictures you've sent. Wow, sorry op.

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euphoricness 28

When you're texting your boyfriend just mention how "cute" his friend is and ask him if he's single if ya know what I mean. As a joke of course

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Cami111 2

and UR STILL TOGETHER ? U guys deserve each other

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Xotoolyxo 16

You shouldn't have to put up with that, no one deserves that.

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TheRealPitBoss 17

Damn! That's when you tell him that his friend is gonna keep u busy the next time he wants sex!

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abekj52 9

At least he thinks youre worth money. My significant others have always been too cheap to pay someone to talk to me.

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cbroady0529 9

my (now ex-) boyfriend* There, I fixed it for you! Seriously, any guy who would refer to you like that is not worth your time.

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denden_mushi 11

Start dating the friend after you dump you bf. He clearly knows you better and other than the whole paying thing, he's clearly good at communicating.

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outoftown 26

But what if he charges for that, too?

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mrsnugglefunny 10

Dump that asshole

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jw90 18

That sucks that he doesn't talk to you himself. It's time to move on and find someone who'll take that time.

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reillynoble14 4

Boyfriend? I think that it should be an ex boyfriend now.

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