By Pimpleeater - 20/12/2011 07:45 - New Zealand

Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML
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ajmacrae 5

EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!! I just threw up in my lecture when I read that

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xSorry_fml 10

This is grounds for justified filicide.

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lmaoatall 6

And you say 'that's ok son, when were mad at you, we season your food as well. How's that tapioca pudding?'

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711Jellyfish 1

how did that tast.? :P

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aubzdall 6

Let the little ****** starve! Eww eww eww eww EWWWW!

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RedHotMom26 3

Your son has some major issues then! That's gross!

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L_Lovegood 19

Throw his ass out on the street, or make him cook his own food.

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Snef_fml 0

Ew! Shoulder-pimples? What a freak of Nature!

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ABadGynecologist 5

Send him to the orphanage

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