By doesnttastegood - 01/02/2010 10:23 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
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Masochistic 0

What kind of twisted ritual is that? What compelled him to think that up?

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skyeyez9 24

drink lots of prune juice, then fart in his mouth when he's in a deep sleep.

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Jimboom 11

Perhaps you should start some little "rituals" of your own. Every time you give your b/f a ******* let him come in your mouth, don't swallow and then go spit out his baby batter into the cd-tray of his xbox. :-P

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EV34 6

better yet spit it on his face

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kaiser_m 0

no no... in his mouth...

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Monikabug 9

OMG 30, that's pretty brilliant.

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BritishHobo 0

I think this should be the punishment for any of those stupid gamer guys that are always on the comments of FMLs of girls that got neglected for a game (yeah, I know this isn't one of those). Seems so fitting.

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lace2010 0

I'm with 30..you should should take it further than that tho..you should go without shaving for a while then when you finally do put them in his mouth :)

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maskedman 9

Did anyone else get an erection from this comment?

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Vayant 0

Or you can rip off his pubes, and fill his game cases with em.

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Starfire22 5

That's very random and just a little creepy...

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observesandgasps 0

so what happene when your 12 y/o boyfriend ran out of pubes after 3 kills?

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Mehness 0

Congratz. No surprise here, but I'm twelve, and I'm pretty sure I have much more pubes than... three.

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slyace 9

He's just a child at heart.....A very disturbed child. FYL

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weheuw 0

Omg, I was just about to puke right there

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emmmilyyy 0

wtf? he has some serious problems. i advise you to move out/get away from him before he kills you and wears your skin as a suit or something equally twisted :P

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blink831forever 13

Wow! That's just creepy and sick!

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olliec 0

That's some odd behaviour.

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