Love: Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking...

By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 06:32 - Canada - Regina

Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML

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By The L word - 30/01/2009 15:28 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 23:00 - Canada

Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML

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Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

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By Not Gay - 09/06/2015 03:04 - United States - Williamston

Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML

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By Recluse - 21/11/2014 18:18

Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML

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By Jason - 05/02/2018 15:30 - United States - Kenai

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2021 08:01

Today, after falling head over heels for a guy I've been crushing on for the past few months; I discovered that he's gay, dislikes children and I stand absolutely no chance. This isn't even the first time this has happened. I have the worst gaydar. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2018 15:00

Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML

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Coinkydink

By Anonymous - 21/01/2022 08:01 - Belgium - Roeselare

Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML

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buckstop1 37

Thursday 20 August 2015 0:38

Your roommate sounds like a real pain in the ass

armyant98 15

Thursday 20 August 2015 0:42

Your roommate needs to understand that dating is personality COMBINED with attraction physically. If you are straight it just can't work.

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lorsha123 3

Thursday 20 August 2015 3:35

And that's why you don't "fall in love" with people online. It's easy to fake an identity.

DoomedGemini 37

Friday 21 August 2015 11:22

Or you just take precautions? Like other people said, Skype is great. There's many techniques to figure out if the person is fake or not.

Dinky95 5

Thursday 20 August 2015 3:35

that kinda sucks mate, but if you're stupid enough to fall for a girl you've never met then you have no one to blame but yourself :/

more4me 27

Thursday 20 August 2015 3:37

Just when you think you've read everything on FML .... That is an unexpected plot twist. How depressing for OP ! Probably gonna need a new roommate, now.

melanielovejeff 15

Thursday 20 August 2015 3:40

This made me laugh.

tjw1616 21

Thursday 20 August 2015 4:25

wow, what a manipulate jerk :/ you should probably invest in a new roommate

stormstarcj 12

Thursday 20 August 2015 4:30

This one made me laugh my ass off, literally. Bye bye booty. Hahahaha

dolliieebaaby908 7

Thursday 20 August 2015 4:40

how do you not know someone isn't real with all the technology we have? next time skype or use some type of face chat.

novdestiny 23

Thursday 20 August 2015 4:43

Oh, that's so sad. Sorry OP :-(

Elban 20

Thursday 20 August 2015 5:07

If you've talked for 2 months for hours and hours and never skyped, vid chat or something, you kinda deserve that one. All for being in love or whatever you wanna call it but ya gotta use some sense.