By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 20:03 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML
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txgirl2013 14

Well it's better than my cousin calling his zebra a "stripper" because of its stripes.

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kingsian 15

I say let the child be a child. That's the beauty of being a child the innocent.

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MoonRei 5

She's a 5yr old, she's just naming it because of the horn it has on it's head, like naming a dog dog. She (hopefully) has no knowledge of sex, sexual terms, ect. It's completely innocent. And honestly, if someone says something about it, you should tell them such. She's just a little girl. When she's older, if she still has it, she'll realize it, and will either laugh about it, or change it's name.

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klutz44 28

Just don't let it get to that awkward point where she's still naive but some of her friends know what horny means.

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dixiefoxx 22

Yeah, I remember one Easter, my younger sister, she was somewhere around 7-9, we got those Peeps, the candy birds that are really soft and really good, she named hers "Peepys"

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doritowhore 9

I used to call clocks 'cocks' before I could pronounce it properly...and I used to exclaim it loudly anywhere I saw them. She doesn't know any better, and hopefully people will realize that.

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buckdharma 37

I'm curious, how many hands did you have on your little... yeah, never mind.

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Enslaved 36

Cum get me. I get off at 7 o'****! (:

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KiddNYC1O 20

She's 5. People will understand, surely.

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ShannonBitt 29

My seventeen year old friend named her unicorn "Horny" also, claiming it had no inappropriate intentions.

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SrakaSrakasta 20

YDI for caring. She's a child for crying out loud. Noone will care and you shouldn't either. I hope you don't ruin this child with your complexes

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ShananaginsLOL 13

Awwww don't be so strict that's adorable.....it is however a great story to tell in front of her friends when she's a teenager!

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