By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 20:03 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML
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txgirl2013 14

Well it's better than my cousin calling his zebra a "stripper" because of its stripes.

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kingsian 15

I say let the child be a child. That's the beauty of being a child the innocent.

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VaporeonSpleen 8

I don't see anything wrong with this. To me a pussy is still a cat. I think that using it to describe it as anything else is largely an american thing. Just another example of them polluting our language.

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farewellthebeast 8

Always a story for the boyfriend shell have later in life when and if ya catch Em tell the dude he's not the first horny thing in her bed he'll lose his mind trying to figure that one out :)

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outoftown 26

Two decades, OP, and it'll be a treasured family story. One decade, and you can embarrass the hell out of her with it. Win-win ;)

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fyl7899 12

57 - pretty sure other people think of a pussy as something other than a cat. Not just Americans. So bugger off.

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musikchik 6

Maybe you should reconsider the kind of language that she's exposed to, and hopefully you disciplined her or something along the lines of correcting her!

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hazardmuffin 21

It's not like the kid knows she's saying anything wrong. She has a unicorn...unicorns have horns...therefore she called it Horny. It has nothing to do with the language she's exposed to.

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dmoran20 27

I've met parents like that. When their daughters moved out they went wild and some ended up pregnant within the first 6 months. Sometimes you just have to let kids be kids...

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MrPlopper 9

57- no English speaking country speaks the language properly.

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beanthemouse 13

When I hear pussy, I think of a cat. I just think that a cute kitty is a too good name for a sex organ, it sickens me. The only time I laugh at it is when I am watching "Are you being served?". According to OMG facts, Kangaroo, monday and cousin are starting to become racial slurs. Goodbye innocent words, hello sick minds and the hearts of humanity and society.

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BusinessTurtle 8

What's wrong with a sex organ? Is it a mark of shame to have one? Some things will always have double meanings and people will chuckle at it. Get over it. During an English class of mine back in my grammar school, the teacher brought out the King James Version of the bible to illustrate how English has changed since the 1500's. And yes, my classmates and I giggled a little when we heard a donkey being referred to as an ass. There's nothing wrong with it.

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dmoran20 27

(Crawls from under his rock) I really must have missed the memo on Monday and Cousin becoming racial slurs..

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Shrike 23

57- Languages evolve or they become extinct. Obviously you know jack shit about linguistics, or you wouldn't consider it "pollution". Nice job coming off as an ignorant, sanctimonious, and xenophobic idiot, though.

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