By outagrand - 01/08/2009 14:08 - Australia

Today, I gave my mother a pre-prepared deposit envelope with my fortnightly wage in it, in cash. I tell her exactly where the deposit box is and what to do. I'm now desperately calling the bank because my mother accidentely put my $1200 deposit in the little trash can for receipts under the ATM. FML
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Tiefling_Tasha 0

Wow, definitely FYL. And punch your mom for us.

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girandwogpig 0

In reply to #9.......who wouldn't?

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srslynow 0

YDI for not having killed such a stupid woman sooner.

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arienh4 0

There's stupid and there's... unbelievable. And then there's your mother.

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withsexyresults 0

That's too bad you lost your cash wages. Your pimp is probably going to be super pissed when you can't pay him.

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0neiros 14

YDI for using the term Fortnightly. What...Were you paid by Shakespeare?

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lmmmr 0

What's wrong with fortnight? And what's wrong with Shakespeare?

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Intoxicunt 5

The reason he used "fortnightly" is probably because he has a decent vocabulary and doesn't think it's "cool" too look like an idiot and purposely stunt your own language skills to be like everyone else. Being average is overrated.

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manoverboard 0

Yah, seriously? Not everyone's IQ matches their shoe size, you know.

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DrAwesome 6

Also, she's in Australia, and I can bet at least $3.27 that #19 didn't notice. So, it might be normal there.

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BeeSkwaird 0

Fortnightly means every two weeks. (Can't use "biweekly" because that also means twice per week.)

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Hoax_fml 0

How about bimonthly? Also, pre-prepared deposit envelope? Might wanna cut out some redundancy and just say prepared deposit envelope. Or we could go nuts and just call it a "deposit envelope" because the "prepared" is very much implied.

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helloletsgo 0

bimonthly can also mean once every two months

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dollymyfolly 0

They should probably put the trash can for receipts in a different area to prevent any further chances of fail.

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Starayo 1

I can't speak for that particular bank but every one I've seen in australia tends to have the ATMs (with the slot underneath for receipts) in a completely different area from quick deposits. The receipt bin is built into the ATM or at the very least the wall.

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Weil 0

You should have done it yourself, you lazy asshole.

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proud_liberal 0

you should be donating money to charity and black people instead of giving it to the greedy banks. YDI for trying to hoard money

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NewLight8421 0

to everyone saying "YDI for being lazy!!!" this is coming from a person that's sitting around commenting on fml?

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helloletsgo 0

if she's making that much probably means she's working full time. maybe the mum doesn't work at all so it's not lazy but I wouldn't chance it

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