By WiltedFlower - 31/07/2009 16:02 - United States

Today, I gave my wife of four years a special anniversary gift: a red rose dipped in liquid gold so that she would cherish and admire it forever. She told me it was too "Italian" looking. I now have a hundred dollar rose sitting in my office. FML
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DaveMcRae 0

No offense, but your wife is an ignorant bitch.

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boatkicker 4

aww. I'm sorry. that sucks. What does too "Italian" mean? whats wrong with italian looking things?

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AnneFTW 17

LOL if she doesn't want it I guess I could take it off your hands... XD

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kukopia 0

I looked up 'ungreateful bitch' in the dictionary. Not a bad pic.

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immafiremylaser 0

That sounds difficult seeing as how you spelled ungrateful wrong.

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HondaGirl2010 0

Dump her... Marry me.. And give me that rose! I will love it =]

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vanaathiel 13

That gift sounds amazing! I'd be so happy if my bf got me something like that! She sounds seriously ungrateful....

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Rathmec 0

When tiiiiimes were betteerrrrr...... *flute trill*

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IheartCoffee27 0

My dad got my mom one of those once, for a Valentine's day, with a card that said, "This Rose will last forever, like my love for you." Any woman who doesn't at least love the gesture is crazy.

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aback 4

Give it to some hot chick in the office. Or a random crack *****.

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selenes 0

true. but a gold rose is definitely tacky, i'd at least pretend to be grateful and hide it.

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dmmd8686 0

I'm sorry, but those things are really, REALLY tacky.

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Person1233 12

YDI for not getting her a shamwow. XD jk. Shes an ungrateful bitch.

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trumpet27 1

If you ever post an FML, I am now going to put YDI for saying that. The gesture was sweet.

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