By WiltedFlower - 31/07/2009 16:02 - United States

Today, I gave my wife of four years a special anniversary gift: a red rose dipped in liquid gold so that she would cherish and admire it forever. She told me it was too "Italian" looking. I now have a hundred dollar rose sitting in my office. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 252
You deserved it 6 386

Same thing different taste

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No offense, but your wife is an ignorant bitch.

boatkicker 4

aww. I'm sorry. that sucks. What does too "Italian" mean? whats wrong with italian looking things?

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I'm pretty sure a gold-dipped rose is one of those gifts a girl is either going to adore or hate. I totally applaud the OP for his sweet romantic intentions; however, the real FML is that he didn't know his wife well enough to guess that she would be on the "hate it" side of the fence. But she *was* thoughtless about her comment. Sounds like one couple that needs to sit down and talk about what is considered romantic to whom. Hey, marriage is no fairy tale-- in real life, your Prince Charming can't read your mind about these things! I figured that out when my first Valentine's Day present (which was also the first anniversary of our engagement) was a hug : /

FUYL for having a prejudiced wife. Not quite racist because she didn't say any derogatory statements about Italians. She kind of said they are loving, romatic and give thoughtful gifts. Your wife needs some diversity classes.

Why are people arguing over this? It's a stupid Internet story, comment on it all you like but don't argue with other people about their opinion on it, because it truly shows the lack of a life you have. That aside I think the wife is a bitch who can't appreciate her husband

annamg 0

What a bitch. Even if it wasn't her idea of a "perfect" gift, she should've at least been grateful and appreciated your thoughtfulness; lots of women would love a man who remembered anniversaries and picked out a nice present. Sell it on Craigslist.

Oh boo hoo, you got that out of a SKYMALL Magazine. Thats a stupid ass gift.

what the hell is wrong with something that looks too italian...im italian...italian things are really nice. and it was really thoughtful of u btw.

mydogsmellsgood 0

Your wife is an unappreciative witch. Don't get her anything else again, and then listen to how much she will complain.