Miscellaneous: Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly,...

By higgles15 - 05/06/2012 19:42 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML

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By helpme - 15/07/2013 17:25 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML

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By waxinghorror - 11/07/2009 20:11 - United States

Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML

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By Ugggggggggg - 06/11/2012 05:11 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML

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By blondessdoll - 04/05/2016 17:30 - United States

Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML

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By breathexali - 24/07/2010 10:50 - United States

Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

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By Jeff89 - 16/05/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML

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By Nickolas - 31/12/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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By random - 06/05/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, I got my hair dyed at a fancy salon. While the stylist was pulling out the foils in my hair I sat up and started screaming in pain because the hot foils were burning my scalp. All she said was "oh, you're fine". I went back home to find an oozing burn wound on my scalp. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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By mandy16 - 04/09/2010 03:43

Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML

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xrainbowshadowx 17

Wednesday 6 June 2012 0:43

They're right. It doesn't hurt "too badly" it hurts like a bitch.

Beckleyy 15

Wednesday 6 June 2012 0:43

How could you think that it wasn't gonna hurt? That's a really sensitive area of skin...

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geod69 8

Wednesday 6 June 2012 2:07

If you have a pic we can tell how bad it really hurt

nightowl713 25

Wednesday 6 June 2012 2:42

Creep.

_krystallynn_ 11

Friday 9 November 2012 22:51

you're disgusting and old. get off the internet, rapist.

jwbfml 11

Wednesday 6 June 2012 2:08

I am so glad I'm a boy right now.

chosha_fml 26

Wednesday 6 June 2012 2:17

Next time moisturize, OP. Not the day of, but every day for the week before. Much less painful.

WaylonD 4

Wednesday 6 June 2012 2:40

She's a screamer!

annagilbert 6

Wednesday 6 June 2012 2:47

thats only a bikini wax, try getting the whole thing...brazilian wax. shiiiit. stays smooth for weeks tho:)

eyecon502 13

Wednesday 6 June 2012 2:49

There really is nothing like a shorn female pubic area...it's breathtaking - I highly recommend it.

LolCandy 27

Tuesday 3 June 2014 0:45

I suppose that wouldn't read so poorly- if your photo didn't happen to have what looks like a pedo-stash.

solosohigh 15

Wednesday 6 June 2012 2:52

the first time is always the worst but if all you got was a bikini wax.... c'mon. if you screamed from that, don't ever get a brazilian wax. next time take an ibuprofen before your appointment and breath out as they rip it off.