By knobbed - 27/01/2014 23:09 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I got a black eye while trying to break up a fight caused by some complete bastard making a "yo momma" joke at the funeral of my best friend's mother. FML
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omgbrainZ_fml 24

Should of told him " that'll be you in the coffin if you don't shut up"

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thatnucca 36

Sorry OP... And may her soul rest in peace....

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tomwantssnow 14

I hope that guy came out of it worse than you did, but, regardless, you didn't deserve that.

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Madridsta1999 7

You should have told your best friend "hold on man, I'll take of this." And then knock that bastard the **** out.

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gsevison 6

Hey well at least you were doing what a true best friend would do. And as for that dick, f*** him!

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dachayke 16

I don't see the point in censoring your own comments. Either say the word or don't.

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junkman6 22

#17 a true best friend would be sitting next to him in the holding cell after sending that other bastard to the hospital.

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nightowl713 25

@68- yes, because while dealing with the death of his mother, he should also deal with the stress of being in jail. OP definitely did the right thing in breaking up the fight. No reason to add to an already horrendous day.

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meggieeeee92 27

I hope the other guy ended up worse than you! That guy pulled such a low blow.

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PatandIsabella 4

Yo mama so dead she can't even give you steak for yo eye . Sorry your friends mommy died ... Throw some meat on your eye or go ahead and suck up the attention - chicks love a bad boy =•)

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heliophobia 13

OP, you were doing the right thing trying to break up that fight, but in this instance, that guy should've gotten his ass beat. Comments like that are beyond disrespectful.

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