By PapaW - 01/11/2013 07:01 - United States - Lehi

Spicy
Today, I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife. Playing around, I said, "Hey sexy are you alone yet? I'm ready to come over." She responded with, "Hey, yeah he is at work - did you get a new number?" FML
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By Mommys boy - 16/08/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize that said, "I miss you." Assuming it was my mom and her new phone, I replied, "Miss you too, love you!" Turns out it was my new boss, checking to see if I’d be able to work an extra shift. Even though it was her text that was badly worded, I'm now known as the person who declared her love to the boss. FML
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qwerty5536 6

Now set up a spy cam to see who it is...also so you dont get ****** in divorce

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chris4u2nv5 19

Omfg!!! That's a tough pill to swallow. Sorry op.

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Rodville 28

My wife would have known it was me and played along. I don't know how she would have known, but she would have known. The force is strong with her.

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Rainhawk94 27

If the crow lays three eggs at dawn then it's time for you to outreach your bags. And look for the truth

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graceinsheepwear 33

This is as bad as the dragon comment you made...

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tjw1616 21

wow, I am so sorry op, I don't know if I could forgive an indiscretion like that unless I really loved the person & it was a one time thing, however it does seem continuous, I'd move on

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LarryMyster 7

I'd reply back. "No, this is your new ex husband. Thanks.... BITCH!"

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zachjusyeaa 6

Wow OP. That sucks. I feel bad for you.

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catkat1988 17

I know the situation is suspicious - but are you ABSOLUTELY sure she didn't realise it was you, and decided to play along?

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

It sounds like she is playing the joke on you. Once my brother-in-law went on a business trip and my sister (his wife) called his hotel before he got there and asked reception if he had arrived yet and if he was coming with his wife. He got funny looks when he arrived. My sister was pissing herself laughing at the prank.

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