Intimacy: Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really...

By Anonymous - 06/05/2015 17:44 - United States - Riverside

Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really interested in him, so I rushed out of his house last night. He was letting me know I left my wallet at his house, and if I want it, I'll have to let him take me to dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 22:05 - United States - Shelby

Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML

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By Username - 03/02/2011 18:27 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML

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By oops - 30/07/2012 00:25 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML

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Ghost

By Braden - 28/10/2021 17:00

Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML

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By BrokeAsAJoke - 29/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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Caught

By EllaElle - 04/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML

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Quickie

By wasntworththedrive - 20/01/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 02:00

Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML

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By Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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HappyItalian 38

Thursday 7 May 2015 1:59

Not saying he's right or wrong for using her wallet as an excuse to go on a date with her, but she used him. She wasn't interested in him, so instead she used him for sex and probably toyed with his emotions, which is a very wrong thing to do.

gearhead369 20

Thursday 7 May 2015 0:26

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bdsmslave 18

Thursday 7 May 2015 0:52

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Mortelle 6

Friday 8 May 2015 8:10

Holding her property for ransom until she agrees to go out with him again, basically blackmailing her into spending time with him against her will. Yeah, that's charming all right. What has he done to make you think he's so great?

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snickerpuss 9

Thursday 7 May 2015 1:04

Nice about it? Blackmailing people is not being nice. If I was interested in the dude, being forced to go on a date with him would put me off straight away. I

DoomedGemini 37

Thursday 7 May 2015 1:17

Why don't you stop being a bitch about it. This is a HUGE red flag to me. "Do what I want or else" how could that ever be healthy?

DoomedGemini 37

Thursday 7 May 2015 1:18

Damn that creep for trying to force her to date him. Uh, yeah? Anyone that doesn't see this as messed up is messed up in the head.

imkool136 22

Thursday 7 May 2015 1:19

It sounds like he likes you, even though you rushed out on him after sleeping with him. I'd say give him a shot, if he still likes you after you bailing out, then that sounds to me like he might be a nice guy, a guy that will be willing to work through stupid fights... That's just my opinion though. Hope everything works out.... But I must ask, why did you sleep with him if you didn't really like him?

Mortelle 6

Friday 8 May 2015 8:08

How, exactly, does it sound like he's interested in her? It sounds more like he was looking for a reason to force her to spend more time with him. If that's his method of showing affection then he's a psychopath.

redpanda39 10

Thursday 7 May 2015 1:22

For everyone saying to stop being judgmental and that there's no indication she led him on, why would she have even rushed out if he had agreed to just a hookup and not been interested in something more? If you want to have one night stands, fine, but do it with someone who is also only looking for a hookup.

gracehi 31

Thursday 7 May 2015 5:18

My thoughts exactly. If everyone were just honest from the beginning, everyone would avoid a lot of these social messes.

redpanda39 10

Thursday 7 May 2015 7:23

I'm honestly not understanding why a lot of these comments are being downvoted. Apparently people think it's fine to lead someone on and use them if you're a woman, because you should be able to sleep with whoever you want.

interesting33 36

Thursday 7 May 2015 14:29

#148 we don't know that she lead him on though. As someone said earlier, that he felt he had to say she wouldn't get her wallet back unless she went on a date implies he knew she wasn't interested that way and decided to blackmail her into it anyway.

redpanda39 10

Thursday 7 May 2015 23:02

No, that implies he's trying to be cute. I very highly doubt he actually means she has to go on a date with him or he won't give it back. The fact that she rushed out on him and he wants to go on a date does imply that she may have led him on.

Ichiya 29

Friday 8 May 2015 8:57

But it never comes across as cute just creepy.

domolovesyoshi 33

Thursday 7 May 2015 1:22

If you're going to hit and quit remember to check you have your valuables before ghosting out of there, this is why I hit ydi, All the power to you, though, next time remember the fundamentals of a one night stand, make sure you have your valuables before ghosting.

kaitlynjane 28

Thursday 7 May 2015 1:34

Agreed. Sucks that she'll have to go on a date with someone she's not interested in anymore, but she got herself into this situation. It's pretty rude to sneak out after hooking up, no matter what. OP, just go on the date and try to be nice, then get your stuff back and explain that things just aren't going to work out.