Intimacy: Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really...

By Anonymous - 06/05/2015 17:44 - United States - Riverside

Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really interested in him, so I rushed out of his house last night. He was letting me know I left my wallet at his house, and if I want it, I'll have to let him take me to dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 22:05 - United States - Shelby

Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML

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By Username - 03/02/2011 18:27 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML

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By oops - 30/07/2012 00:25 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML

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Ghost

By Braden - 28/10/2021 17:00

Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML

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By BrokeAsAJoke - 29/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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Caught

By EllaElle - 04/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML

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Quickie

By wasntworththedrive - 20/01/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 02:00

Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML

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By Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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HappyItalian 38

Thursday 7 May 2015 1:59

Not saying he's right or wrong for using her wallet as an excuse to go on a date with her, but she used him. She wasn't interested in him, so instead she used him for sex and probably toyed with his emotions, which is a very wrong thing to do.

gearhead369 20

Thursday 7 May 2015 0:26

Walk of shame #2 coming right up!!

Comments

Clevelandians 17

Thursday 7 May 2015 1:59

You're an idiot. This isn't messed up at all. He's trying to be a nice guy. She can be straight up with him and I'm sure she can get the wallet back without the date. So many people here really don't understand the guys motives. He isn't trying to FORCE her on a date. ****.

Nimor 25

Thursday 7 May 2015 2:02

A bit of well deserved karma perhaps?

goldcock19 9

Thursday 7 May 2015 2:10

Lol I've been ther too op except it was my boxers instead of my wallet and I just didn't bother going back to get them.

Exaspera 54

Thursday 7 May 2015 2:16

Bitch: Babe In Total Control of Herself

Deku_Cutie 12

Thursday 7 May 2015 2:33

I pressed the YDI button as SOON as I read the 1st sentence. You're ****** up.

Clevelandians 17

Thursday 7 May 2015 7:38

Get off FML please. You have such a judgmental tiny brain that is better off abstaining from society completely.

weswheatley 14

Thursday 7 May 2015 2:45

Ydi, I hope he pays for the dinner with your money from your wallet

erizonkim 17

Thursday 7 May 2015 2:47

YDI if you don't like him you should have known better than to sleep with him in the first place.

pickle682 17

Thursday 7 May 2015 2:50

Call the cops. It depends how much you really don't wanna see him

ChristinePi 36

Thursday 7 May 2015 3:15

Wow. All the victim blaming on here. Maybe it was a hook up for both of them and he wanted more. You should not have to go out with him to get it back.