By bitten - 15/05/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I got bitten by my aunt's dog. My brother was holding the leash. He said he didn't pull the dog away from me because he didn't want to rip my shirt. Meanwhile, the dog was biting a penny-sized chunk out of my hip. FML
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ynnhoj 2

good thing it wasnt a dollar size chunk.....and tell your bro to choke on dick and suck balls

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dabluedude101 0

today my niece got bitten by my dog because she was messing with him. they are having my dog put down. real fml.

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TheRaineMan 0

If it was me, it would be the dog's FML... "Today, i tried to bite a guy, that guy bite me instead. A penny-sized chunk is missing out of my hip. FML"

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cc1992 11

Are you saying you bite chunks out of dogs? Interesting.

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TheRaineMan 0

I dont usually bite any kind of @$$, but i once "accidently" bite my ex gf's ass though. It was fun.

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cc1992 11

Lmao, good to know. Did she appreciate that?

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piinkbunnii 1

Reminds me of when I bit a girl because she skipped me in line!!! :-/

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cc1992 11

TheRaineMan - Ahaha, can't say I blame her :P And thanks :) piinkbunnii - Lol! That's a rather aggressive move to pull!

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Anthrophobia 2

Ouch. Hope you're alright, OP.

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deannamarie12 0

Haha, awww sorry OP :( you brothers an ass for that :P

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cc1992 11

Ahaha, can't say I blame her :P And thanks :) piinkbunnii lol! That's a rather aggressive move to pull!

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dabluedude101 0

today my niece got bitten by my dog because she was messing with him. they are having my dog put down. real fml.

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Volcomsmy_Lyfe 0

haha I think he was using theshort as an excuse..you must have been very mean to you and this was an act of revenge

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