Health: Today, I got bitten by my aunt's dog. My brother was holding...

By bitten - 15/05/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I got bitten by my aunt's dog. My brother was holding the leash. He said he didn't pull the dog away from me because he didn't want to rip my shirt. Meanwhile, the dog was biting a penny-sized chunk out of my hip. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 22:49 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML

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By ginya - 07/06/2016 01:58 - United States - Bedford

Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML

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Today, my neighbor's dog came to visit and I tried to bring him back home like I usually do. Only this time, when I grabbed the dog's collar, they zapped him! And it zapped me! My teeth still hurt! FML

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By not twilight - 05/12/2015 00:47 - United States - Charlotte

Today, it was my first day working at a dog boarding kennel. I got bit... by my coworker. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I dog-sat for my neighbors' pitbull. Weighing in at 100 pounds with a nasty bite, this dog is no lap dog, but I treated it as one - not knowing how deadly this dog could be - beckoning it towards me with my hand. I now have 6 stitches in my hand and arm, and the neighbors didn't pay me. FML

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ynnhoj 2

Saturday 15 May 2010 12:22

good thing it wasnt a dollar size chunk.....and tell your bro to choke on dick and suck balls

dabluedude101 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 15:04

today my niece got bitten by my dog because she was messing with him. they are having my dog put down. real fml.

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skatorchick69 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 20:05

Do the same thing and say "i didnt want him to rip ur shirt"

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 15 May 2010 20:57

Wow, that's a stupid reason not to pull the leash back. I bet the shirt isn't even that expensive, and if it was, it wasn't worth that...FYL for sure.

BlueTwist89 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 21:23

FYL. Maybe your shirt isn't ripped but it has teeth marks in it. Those are really noticeable. Sucks even more that you got bitten. Have her at least replace the shirt and...idk 'bout the dog biting you. She's kinda family. Seems like a touchy situation.

Dudeitsnuri 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 23:04

in soviet Russia brothers bite dogs

BroadwayBound 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 2:46

I'm guessing you're the older one, because I do things for my older sister that I'm positive in my head she'll be fine with but then judges me on how I do it. I'm just assuming here, but if he ruined a piece of your clothing before, he probably remembers how pissed off you got and didn't want that to happen again. Admit it, if he ripped your shirt you would of been pissed off any way, and he would of blamed himself. At least he had you in mind.

khan4rtist 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 7:16

you're brother is a dumbass, sic the dog on him and refuse to pull it off

Compass 0

Monday 17 May 2010 14:40

FYL, OP. At least it wasn't a quarter-sized chunk. *rimshot*

Finnish 0

Monday 17 May 2010 21:48

OP you should have told the doctor (I hope you went to one or I just think your wound is worse than it is) "you think this is bad? you shoulda seen the dog after what i did to him!"