By Anonymous - 30/04/2013 18:24 - United States - Pompton Plains

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Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML
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flockz 19

did you rock them motha fuckas?

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HaraAishi 8

Your username amd profile pic blew my mind.

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JDCH_99 10

My greatest fantasy lived by someone who didn't enjoy it. *sigh

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iamthunder 4

How dare you post this without letting us know what was her fantasy!

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rangerPat 12

I don't always wear pajamas when I go to bed. But when I do, I make sure they have footsies.

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patrick29 1

That's hot of u ask me. Try to be a little more open minded and maybe you'll get laid ;)

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elizacandle 29

Did you have sex in the onsie?

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Lawlsacopter 6

At least you got that flap

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smashgamer 4

uuuuummmm wut? you dont like them?

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