By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 14:26 - United States - Chicago

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Today, I got home from work early and discovered why my 17-year-old daughter's sprained elbow isn't getting any better after weeks of treatment. She can't stop giving handjobs. FML
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buckeyed 20

Easy fix: all she has to do is use her mouth!

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LindsayxMoore 18

Wow. I think you need to have a talk with her!

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alaen23 23

How old is she? If she is under eighteen take away all her electronics and put her on house arrest! This could get her a bad reputation and cause some issues later on, also if she was my daughter I would have broken her other elbow to match as punishment :3

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Perdition25 12

Your ability to read is phenomenal, it says she is 17...

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meowmeee 7

Were you ever a teenager? If you think handjobs are bad then you really got it coming for you when you have kids. You can't keep your kids away from sex, the only thing you can do is educate them and make sure they have protection.

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Alihb 16

Dont be an idiot, any teen can avoid sex.

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lexi365 20

It's going to get worse when the daughter is out of the house and at college.

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meowmeee 7

Only if they want to not bc their parents force it.

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BrotherPhil 35

They can, but you can't force them to.

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duncanmono 12

Sounds like you are winning as a parent

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AnimeWeebLord420 2

Your daughter is a ****. Show her Jesus and try converting her to Christianity. Only then will she be able to live a morally correct life.

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miiajayne 6

If you blow when you're giving one, you're doing it wrong.

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chronosphere 18

your daughter is a noob....why would you use an elbow on a handjob

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meowmeee 7

Clearly she was using her hand with the arm that had the sprained elbow? When you use muscles in your body it contracts and pulls on others in the same limb. When you give handjobs you move your elbow... Got it now?

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graceinsheepwear 33

110, pretty sure that was sarcasm.Get it now?

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TogeBara 12

Clearly you are too incompetent to understand the joke? When you use synapses in your brain it causes electric currents to jump between them and causes a cognitive process. When you read jokes you use your brain to understand them...Got it now?

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meowmeee 7

Sounds more like stupidity to me than sarcasm . && that's not how that works either sorry.

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winkydink13 6

This is so fake. A sprained elbow can be fixed easily just by bending and turning your arm a few different ways.

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BossPathfinderGM 14

Everyone's overlooking the bright side... at least it was just masturbation, not fornication. Give her some credit for at least PARTIALLY looking out for her health.

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