By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 14:26 - United States - Chicago

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Today, I got home from work early and discovered why my 17-year-old daughter's sprained elbow isn't getting any better after weeks of treatment. She can't stop giving handjobs. FML
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buckeyed 20

Easy fix: all she has to do is use her mouth!

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LindsayxMoore 18

Wow. I think you need to have a talk with her!

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darwinism 30

Here is another discovery...ambidexterity is not a family trait. FYL

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17This_Is_Me17 8

I wonder .. is that how she sprained it in the first place ?

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FlyingLeumer 19

Hm. Today's youth seems to get more unintellagent by the minute. Next thing you know, theyll start snorting condoms. Oh wait. ..

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hashshim 23

It's great when someone says others aren't "intellagent" yet can't seem to be able to spell "intelligent".

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Alicestraza 33

I hope you spelt that wrong on purpose..

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FlyingLeumer 19

I did spell it wrong on purpose to further my point :). Don't worry, I know how to spell unintelligent :)

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FlyingLeumer 19

Read some of my other comments, and you'll see that I'm telling the truth.

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geko911 22

Writing like an idiot does not in fact further your point. It makes you look like a dumbass and nullifies your point more than anything else.

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CharresBarkrey 15

A spelling or grammar error in any comment in which the person is ridiculing others for being unintelligent, automatically completely negates the entire comment. I couldn't even see the point in your comment after you misspelled unintelligent, that's all I could focus on.

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FrankHotpants 31

Is this the same girl who gave the bad hand job at the movies, suddenly everything makes sense.

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assassinbanana0 20

You're one to talk "cough cough"

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shyeahh_fml 19

Wow, that was so original that I've never heard it hundreds of times before.

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perdix 29

I hope the receivers appreciate how she's playing through the pain. She suffers for her art. At least, she's not a mime.

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ZeroPath5 16

#32 You must be new here...not a good first impression so far

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