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By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 14:26 - United States - Chicago

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Today, I got home from work early and discovered why my 17-year-old daughter's sprained elbow isn't getting any better after weeks of treatment. She can't stop giving handjobs. FML
I agree, your life sucks 74 463
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buckeyed 20

Easy fix: all she has to do is use her mouth!

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LindsayxMoore 18

Wow. I think you need to have a talk with her!

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TheDrifter 23

The twitterverse is fine. It's when people drag it into the rest of life that it becomes problematic. They're like larp'ers that do it everywhere and insist the public play along.

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rocker_chick105 31

32- How dare you talk to Noor in such a manner. You will now be punished by the FML gods. May they have mercy on your soul

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cosicosei 22

#73 Well not really... We've all been to high-school... Everyone knows the *****.

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jw90 18

Well my parents always told me things won't heal and get stronger unless you use them.

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rfid_fml 13

You've got to HAND it to your daughter, at least she is persistent.

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beachbum_101 16

wow! That's just wow

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lilhellian 26

77, HIgh school? I'm hearing more and more about middle schoolers.

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mosquito19 14

is she doing them for free? if she is, you really need to have a talk with her.

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