By moxy - 24/01/2011 15:00

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML
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zolltf 4

you shouldn't drive if you can't pay attention

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moshmosh 0

I agree your life sucks. not because you got in a accident , but for the fact that your mom dropped you on the head when you were a baby and you became a complete abnormal retard for thinking your in space via dust ... o_O

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DocBastard 38

I'm so glad you posted this amusing little slice-of-life snippet so everyone here can tell you exactly how much you suck. Believe me when I tell you it's A LOT. Idiot drivers like you should have their licences cut up in front of them and then have the razor-sharp shards forced down their throats. **** you for putting all the lives around you in danger. And in case I didn't get my point across yet, **** you.

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SirEBC 7

Someone has seen too many crash victims in the OR..

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myalleyway 9

i agree, it was amusing, and it was a bad thing, but you dont need to be so mean about it. a. you werent in the accident, were you? b. i think they've learned their lesson and will never do it again c. its not like youve never done something stupid before.

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TheAwkHawk 14

#24 STOP BEING A FUCKFACE! He knows its his fault. You shitheads need to shut the **** up and leave OP the **** alone. crawl back under your rock and die assole

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amelioration_fml 0

F the life of the person with whom you got into the accident. UFO fir not respecting the fact that a vehicle is a multi-ton death machine when there is a distracted operator. I gope, for the other person's sake, you have good insurance.

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DoctorDictator 0

WTF, bored is not an excuse. OP shoudnt be ""bored"" while driving, there is something called driving/paying attention to the goddam road. OP is a fu cking retard

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TryptamineDreame 0

Be lucky you aren't in prison for killing somebody...

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SisyphereanTask 2

Bloody hell. How the hell have you survived as long as you have OP? You should be wearing a helmet!

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vanessagirrl96 0

lmao yea last year me and my friend tried to catch this spec of dust flying and the looks on the people around us were priceless.

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CallMeHush 0

OP, you are a dickwad. In the future give your car away for the weekend when you do mushrooms.

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