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By moxy - 24/01/2011 15:00

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 662

You deserved it 65 812

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 945

You deserved it 56 326

By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 511

You deserved it 92 607

By cupcakelady127 - 23/03/2011 11:25 - United States

Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 288

You deserved it 17 184

By LilaTheGreat - 05/05/2013 23:51 - United States - Boyd

Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 535

You deserved it 44 220

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By Demona666 - 06/12/2021 08:01

Today, I was in a car accident while driving to my brother's school to drop off some documents that he had to bring in, and forgot at home. While not even driving at 20 km/h, I started drifting on an icy spot. I hit a road sign and my car fell into a ditch. I probably have a concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 973

You deserved it 114

By Anon - 09/02/2016 12:39 - United States - Toledo

Today, I got into a car accident. The other driver was going so fast that when we hit, our cars positioned themselves to make it look like it was all my fault. He keeps blaming me for everything and the position of the cars doesn't help. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 712

You deserved it 1 502

By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 854

You deserved it 42 497

By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 289

You deserved it 4 155

By ttsutaoka - 11/07/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 067

You deserved it 2 787

What are the odds?

By Anonymous - 25/11/2020 03:00 - Australia - Warners Bay

Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 252

You deserved it 939

zolltf 4

Monday 24 January 2011 18:51

you shouldn't drive if you can't pay attention

moshmosh 0

Monday 24 January 2011 19:06

I agree your life sucks. not because you got in a accident , but for the fact that your mom dropped you on the head when you were a baby and you became a complete abnormal retard for thinking your in space via dust ... o_O

Comments

OuchCharlie 0

Monday 24 January 2011 20:08

Lmao. Totally deserve it.

kennakatherine 0

Monday 24 January 2011 20:08

You shouldn't be driving if you're that easily distracted.

DakotaCat 4

Monday 24 January 2011 20:15

Derp! Derez a pair of diez on mah mirror! Derp let me count dah dotz whilez i am on a mountaners path in Colorado. Im sher nuttin' culd go wroHOLY SHIT!

abbykathryn 0

Monday 24 January 2011 20:21

lmfaoo, everyone chill. its pretty funny(:

bigantennaemay 3

Monday 24 January 2011 21:42

haha yes, and it was a good laugh!

jobart_fml 5

Monday 24 January 2011 20:22

LSD much?

ulicksam 0

Monday 24 January 2011 20:24

No #45, it's not funny. This dick shouldn't be driving if they're so easily distracted. Let him/her put someone in your family in the hospital then tell us how funny it is. You're just as stupid as OP.

Doortje 29

Monday 24 January 2011 20:26

One day, while driving, I was pretending to be in My Little Pony Land. The sun was shining, the flowers were singi-- oh no, wait. You don't pretend to be somewhere else when you're behind the wheel you ******* moron. You could've killed someone with your stupid daydreaming. Now get in your UFO and crash it into Uranus or something, you airhead.

Superpeeps 0

Monday 24 January 2011 20:30

They have really good hospitals for people like you!

Shinygirlnz 1

Monday 24 January 2011 20:38

People like you make me furious. 'Oh, is it really a big deal that I'm driving around distracted enough to get myself into an accident?' Not only do you cause stupid damage and injuries - BUT YOU COULD HAVE KILLED SOMEONE. Then you hop on FML like 'isn't it funny'? Actually, not funny. Just stupid and irresponsible. I hope the next accident keeps you from driving again.