By moxy - 24/01/2011 15:00

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 660
You deserved it 65 804
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zolltf 4

you shouldn't drive if you can't pay attention

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moshmosh 0

I agree your life sucks. not because you got in a accident , but for the fact that your mom dropped you on the head when you were a baby and you became a complete abnormal retard for thinking your in space via dust ... o_O

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machiko_fml 0

That is so stupid. You shouldn't be on the roads.

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snxo123 0

oooooooookkkkkkk cloud 9? YDI!!!!!!!!!

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walterott 0

your cool... how do you get space from dust?

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Taradactyl_2011 0

I don't care who you are,, OP is awesome! haha... I just wouldnt do that while driving :P

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Ninjafriends 1

When you're operating 1.5+ tons of metal you should be paying attention instead of ******* around. It's good to know you have zero understanding of the value of life. Maybe you'll learn when some dumbass like you stares at dust and smashes into one of your family members.

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MrPacMan36 4

Haha thats my new favorite quote "Maybe you'll learn..."

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jessicajhawley 0

Alright don't tell me you've never dazed off cause driving gets boring stop being a ******* prick.. At least they admitted they were at fault

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TheAwkHawk 14

#16 dude humans are just another species on the planet like dogs, cats, wild animals, we can't assert dominance just because we can voice it in a way we can understand. Once you realize that no one/nothing on this planet is important, then come back and complain.

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moshmosh 0

I agree your life sucks. not because you got in a accident , but for the fact that your mom dropped you on the head when you were a baby and you became a complete abnormal retard for thinking your in space via dust ... o_O

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darkmis1 17

I don't think OP's mom dropped him on his head.....I think she threw him against a wall.

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zzzBOLTzzz 1

You gotta be carefull OP, otherwise you'll really end up in space... or maybe above that.

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nikki9tails 3

becareful when you drive, getting hit by a car is painful I know because I was hit by an idiot before

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