By oops - 15/07/2012 05:34 - United States

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Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
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onlychildFTW 33

Well that doesn't change the fact he was doing something that isn't G rated with your sister. Kissing isn't sex either, but it's considered cheating. Just because it isn't sex doesn't mean it is not wrong to do.

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I_Hug_Cats 26

well it is called oral SEX for a reason...

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jer_36 10

They are both dumbasses. The chick for believing that oral sex isn't sex. It has sex in the name for a reason honey. This dumb bitch is just as stupid as those chicks who have anal sex because they believe it isn't sex and will still be a virgin at the end. And the guy is a dumbass and asshole for being that stubborn to prove his point. So your girlfriend is dumb as a doorknob then you dump her and move on. No need to **** her sister. Its idiots like these that need to stop populating our planet.

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lostfaithinpppl 19

Slowly standing up and applauding. You said exactly what I wanted to say.

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iamsami24 5

Kinda harsh, but I agree, too. Why you even debate about such a thing is beyond me, the word sex is there, but I still think that nobody deserves to get cheated on, especially if it's predetermined, from the looks of it.

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EpicFail1520 16

Ouch, but yeah, that is sex.

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interesting33 36

It is still cheating. Unless they had an agreement but it doesn't really sound like it!

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ucoolgirl31 20

I will never ever be able to understand how you're own sibling could do that to you. It's worse that you're bf or gf cheating on you.

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havocmike 3

and that's what you get for being a *****. though, this story sounds made uo

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davek 36

Your life sucks... and so does your sister. Badum-tish.

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Flaggfox 1

So your plan to blow other guts behind your boyfriend's back backfired. You want sympathy or something?

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flutter4 7

Your sister is a bitch and your boyfriend is a douche. Just saying but I'm sure you already know.

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Mandar1 0

Oral sex is sex, hence why it says sex after oral. Missed health class that day? Oh, and your boyfriend sucks. Get a new one who isn't a douchebag.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Is a bukkake session considered sex?

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